im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
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can i hire ed sheeran to write my english papers
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I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.
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i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
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